half of my fortune could be yours, (insert name here)!

(Joshua Masayoshi Huff)

Reading this, you can't help but get that Nigerian scam e-mail in your head. Do they really have the money, or do they need money so that they can fly to Switzerland so that they can get the money left to them by their father, the exiled and forgotten and rightful king? Will you get half of the proceeds? Will you get half of Newcastle United Football Club?