i'd cry if it wasn't so funny.

(Joshua Masayoshi Huff)

Straight from the we-can't-tell-if-it's-real-news-or-from-the-Onion comes this story.

What's next? Are they going to take offense with Michaelangelo's David?


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Sharon Stone also said that the people who died in China's quake deserved it because of the bad karma China had coming its way.

Only many people killed were Tibetan and/or buddhist.

I'm sick of celebrities pretending to be all worldly and making these huge statements. Don't talk to us about karma killing people, Sharon. And we don't care much about who you're going to vote for in the upcoming election, either.

This smells of Susan Sarandon claimed that she'd move if McCain was elected. Of course we're Barack supporters, but I guess having an outspoken, irrelevant celebrity leave the country would be a great consolation prize, even though she wouldn't leave in a million years.

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And, a student was voted out of his kindergarten class in Florida by his fellow students. His peers called him annoying and a nuisance--clearly not the words of kindergartners, eh?