A Preface: the following is not meant to be read the in the way that one would take in Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal: For Preventing the Children of Poor People in Ireland from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to the Publick. If this means nothing to you, great—it really isn’t supposed to be read that way.
For many years, Hawaii jails have been overcrowded, and while discussions have been held over what to do with the “extra prisoners”, they have been sent to Arizona, Texas and Montana prisons for the time being—at a hefty price. Many of these
What should be done, then? Obviously, the prison question is always answered with “Yes, we need more prisons, but not in my backyard.” How do you deal with this problem, though, when you live on an island and every piece of land is your backyard? The prisons in Halawa and Kalihi undoubtedly drive down the land values of the surrounding areas immensely—Kalihi has one of the worst reputations of any neighborhood in Hawaii—the Kuhio Park Terrace development is likened to the Marcy Project in Brooklyn or South Central Los Angeles—and the area will never recover from the stigma that the Oahu Community Correctional Center has given it. To view other
Land is at a premium in
What can be done?
It’s quite simple: build a large state prison on the
The island has been left barren by all of the bombing done. It is not very hospitable, and any attempt at development would be prohibitively expensive. Would you leave your home to live on a red-dirt covered island? Didn’t think so.
The biggest obstacles to this from ever happening would be the same obstacle that prevents any audacious construction project from happening—protestors. We all know that there is a small yet vocal force of separatists in Hawaii (Kau Inoa[1]—to build a nation) that want the American government as well as non-Hawaiians out of Hawaii. Would they be upset that one of their islands would be used to house their prisoners? You bet. I would also venture a wage that they would be even more unhappy if they had a bunch of prisoners living next to their houses. The
Having a large state prison on Kaho’olawe would not put anyone out. Sure, the native birds and flora may be inconvenienced, but they would be more hassled if an actual community was built on the island. There’s a precedent for a prison on an island, if you’ll recall—it happens to be Alcatraz and it happens to be one of
It should be noted that
[1] I love the Kau Inoa separatists—these people love Wal-Mart more than anything in the world (and love it more than anyone else in the world does), but they constantly call for all things western to leave Hawaii. I used to watch a woman who spewed Kau Inoa rhetoric (tripe) on the public access station in Honolulu every week and could not help but notice that her lau hala (dried pandanus) hat was featured prominently in Wal Mart—as were her puka shell necklaces and macadamia nut leis.
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